Why I won “Times Person of the Year”

I finally won Time’s Person of the Year award.  I’ve been lobbying for a few years now.  I personally thought 1998 when I discovered the glory of eating a piece of chocolate after eating “chicken & a biscuit crackers” was more deserving. (Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it).  However, 2006 was a pivotal year as well.  Here’s what I did in 2006 that was deserving of the Person of the Year award:

1.  Didn’t create any international incidents.  Not even one. That I know of.

2.  Stopped kicking people as a form of greeting.  It was a big step, but if you want to win the Person of the year award, you’ve gotta make a difference in the world.

3.  I wore a tiara to the grocery store.  It wasn’t Halloween, I just didn’t feel like going shopping & wanted to add some pizzazz to my routine. I needed to add a little something special so Time would notice me, & it seemed to work.

4.  Furthered my belief that there should be a cheesy breakfast cereal.  Why do we only have sweet cereals?  I also decided that the cheesy breakfast cereal would have to be more like a cracker & less like Cheetos.  Scientists worldwide applauded the discovery.  By scientists I mean me, & by worldwide I mean in my kitchen.

5.  Discovered a disease called Sarakastic-itis in which my middle finger becomes extended whenever I am around someone stupid. A cure has yet to be found.  I have high hopes for next year in which I may be the only back to back winner ever.

6.  Thought about writing a letter to Bono, one of “Times” people of the year last year.  Everyone loves Bono.  I hope that this “Person of the Year” thing establishes a connection between us.  At least we will have something to talk about if we ever meet.

While not my most productive year, I am glad to finally be recognized.  Better late than never. It’s about time. To read more great reviews about the past year check out Problogger’s group writing project.

 

Tags: humor, random-thoughts, times, person-of-the-year, news, new-years

 

Filed under: Fibromyalgia Support on December 18th, 2006

45 Responses to “Why I won “Times Person of the Year””

  1. Group Writing Project - Day 1 (3 comments.), on December 19th, 2006 at 4:35 am Said:

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  2. Roberta (3 comments.), on December 19th, 2006 at 7:49 am Said:

    Glad I came to this site, you’re pretty funny :)

  3. Mama Duck (1 comments.), on December 19th, 2006 at 9:14 am Said:

    LOL at the tiara!! Too funny, I love it! We also participated in this project, stop on by if you get a chance!

  4. Jennifer Lynn (1 comments.), on December 19th, 2006 at 10:28 am Said:

    Mmm… Cheesy breakfast cereal

    *druuul*

  5. Eliza (1 comments.), on December 19th, 2006 at 11:01 am Said:

    Not too sure on the whole chocolate after chicken, but it sounds like some neat conversation with the whole tiara. hehe. Not something I’d do but I know my girls would. Love your humor.

  6. Ashish Mohta (2 comments.), on December 19th, 2006 at 11:09 am Said:

    lol if doing anything on international level would have made a person selected..guess BSpears would have go it by now

  7. Leo (1 comments.), on December 19th, 2006 at 1:55 pm Said:

    This was hilarious! I agree, you are deserving of the award.

  8. Madhur Kapoor (1 comments.), on December 20th, 2006 at 3:47 am Said:

    You certainly deserve the award for this post .

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  10. Rashenbo (1 comments.), on December 20th, 2006 at 9:29 am Said:

    LOL! :) You totally cracked me up. I love your list.

    I found you off the ProBlogger predictions/reviews list… I’m totally giggling over here. You are going to get me in trouble at work! :D
    Good luck!

    Writing Aspirations

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  12. FMSRA (2 comments.), on December 20th, 2006 at 6:06 pm Said:

    Stumbled upon your great blog, and found out about Darren’s group project!

    Nice blog here. I am really hoping that I will find enough energy to manage a post by Friday.

  13. Rebecca (1 comments.), on December 20th, 2006 at 6:19 pm Said:

    very nice! Keep up the tiara wearing and parapazzi kicking - write that letter!

  14. Mary (1 comments.), on December 21st, 2006 at 9:49 am Said:

    by coincidence, I TOO won ‘person of the year’
    you are funny!
    Proud to part of this ‘blog mog’

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  17. Rob Schaumer (1 comments.), on December 21st, 2006 at 10:13 pm Said:

    Great Post Sara,

    I also liked the one about the Tiara. I like to stand in shopping lines and start humming a tune and getting everyone to join in.

    Keep making an impact.

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    very funny. Enjoyed it.

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    I won the award too.. damn.. how many people Time is giving this award to ths year?

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