Instead of whiney, I’ve decided to become proactive about my grammar commenter situation.  Here a few ways I plan on losing these people from my blogs (Disclaimer:  For all of you not used to my Sarakasm, I’m just joking.  Please don’t stop coming to my blog, I’ll give you a quarter.  Well, not really, but you can correct my grammar anytime.)

1.  Call them bottomfeeders.  They will then tell me that isn’t the definition of bottom feeder, but I’ve always wanted to use that phrase before & now is my chance.

2.  Smash ketchup packets onto my keyboard.  I don’t exactly know how the whole internet thing works, but I’m pretty sure this will leak through the magic wires & ruin the other person’s computer. 

3.  Go to their blogs & leave return comments correcting their grammar with phrases such as "instead of the word horrible, I think you meant craptacular"

4.  Use commas, like, they, are, going out of, style. 

5.  Call them comas.

6.  Write posts about how to get rid of commenters.

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