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An open letter to spammers

Dear spammers:

I think we need to see other people.  It’s not me, it’s you. We’ve been seeing each other for awhile now, a few years.  To quote "Gilmore Girls", I get more e-mail from people offering to help me enlarge a piece of anatomy I do not have, more than e-mail from actual people.

At first, it was just a minor annoyance, at least I was getting e-mail right?  Then I got a blog, & you just became too needy.  You’d write 3 or 4 times a day.  I tried to tell you I needed space, I set up all kinds of spam catching programs, I didn’t return your phone calls anymore but you still kept going.

I don’t know what it is that you want from me anymore. Sometimes I wonder is it me?  Am I doing something to make you act this way?  I wonder what you are getting out of it, & why you won’t leave me alone.  Please don’t call again.

Sincerely,

Sarakastic

This entry was posted on Monday, February 19th, 2007 at 8:57 am and is filed under Fibromyalgia Support. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

7 Responses to “An open letter to spammers”

  1. Now with more… » Blog Archive » Blog carnivals and more (2 comments.) Says:
    February 19th, 2007 at 9:33 am

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    February 19th, 2007 at 9:53 am

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    February 23rd, 2007 at 5:18 am

    [...] Sarakastic presents An open letter to spammers posted at Fibromyalgia Experiment, saying, “I thought it was funny.” [...]

  4. Nick Kasoff - The Thug Report (1 comments.) Says:
    February 25th, 2007 at 5:44 pm

    You are way too moderate. A federal death penalty for spamming is the real solution.

    Nick Kasoff
    The Thug Report

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    March 5th, 2007 at 1:11 pm

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  7. Moris (1 comments.) Says:
    June 5th, 2007 at 9:18 am

    “I get more e-mail from people offering to help me enlarge a piece of anatomy I do not have”

    Lol :))

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